April242014
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

(Source: maastrictian, via secretlyaperson)

7AM

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

(via togob95)

7AM

wutheringss:

itallwentbarmy:

cutewasteland:

thehuckleberry:

misterchristofelees:

wutheringss:

Horrible hilarious accidental pun in my history exam;

“Henry VIII’s marriage to Catherine Howard was cut short in February 1542”

I am a terrible person

No you’re not a bad person, that’s nothing worth losing your head over.

It was a decent enough pun, but a lack-luster execution.

Nice job, guys. I’m laughing my head off.

oMG WHAT IS HEIR?????

I’m never going to escape this text post

(via secretlyaperson)

6AM

offyoupop:

so far in the chronicles of “it’s a metaphor”

(via thefaultinourwhovians)

April232014

whimps:

"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.

(via utterly-nonsense)

10PM

classicaltsundere:

don’t hug me i’m scared’s great, but are we not gonna talk about bad things that could happen?

(via oldspoot)

10PM
deadliestduck:

did anyone do this yet

deadliestduck:

did anyone do this yet

(via bongress)

8PM

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

image

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

(via obnoxiousjiggler)

8PM

burntlikethesun:

Donna: Servants? They’re slaves.

(via thefaultinourwhovians)

5PM

automaton-extraordinaire:

zookeeperalice:

ladysomnambule:

schism-ism:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

image

You can click and drag to stab things on your dash

Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD

reblogging just so I can stab things

we are all sick

(Source: lnalloweentown, via heatherwanderer)

5PM
8AM

emocirclejerk:

this ain’t a scene it’s a metaphor

(via secretlyaperson)

8AM
goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

(Source: australian-government, via heatherwanderer)

8AM

twoboobsjohnson:

There’s one part of me that’s like:

You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.

But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:

No.

They both make such good arguments.

(Source: shelaghs, via airtrafficcontroller)

April222014

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

(via hopehufflepuff)

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